For the Columbia County peanut gallery…
Do you think that the migrating geese that landed in the Catskill Game Farm saw the rhinos and the giraffes and got freaked out?

Needing to be reminded why I will be moving to a new job within the next week, I spent most of Friday sequestered in a conference room perusing royalty statements.  And around hour number 6, close to the end of the day, I was nearing the end of my proverbial rope.
That’s when the Yip-Yips started [...]

Once, back in college, while rushing to get a number of things done before heading to my night job painting offices at the local bank, I decided that my schedule was sufficiently crunched to require me to combine a trip to the john and a full dinner.
Yes, I dined whilst on the can.
I remember this [...]