I was visiting my friend Kelly the other night, and after walking into her apartment I went to take off my jacket and realized that I’d grabbed the wrong shirt that morning (I’ve got whole host of t-shirts that I use for riding) and the very act of unzipping my jacket might bring Kelly’s opinion [...]

I’m at LaGuardia, waiting for my flight to Tampa and I would like to call your attention to the helpful kiosk that Delta put together so we all know what is and is not allowed in a carry-on bag. Just in case you didn’t notice, that big green item at the bottom is a [...]

Typical afternoon with the Kennedys…
hands off! my new iphone from Mad Kaw on Vimeo.

    An area man claims to have invented a singular solution to the greatest problem facing our world today, global climate change.
    By inverting a few simple household rules, Patrick Kennedy, a 27 year-old aspiring urban planner, is staring in the face of destiny, or so he maintains in his press release.
    “Remember when you [...]

“There is a special place in hell reserved for the guy that invented the machine that only takes bills, but only dispenses dollar coins as change.”
Said the guy with 15 dollar coins jangling around in his pocket after buying a five dollar book of stamps…

That’s right, how else can you explain the presence of this little item in the MoMA fall catalog (the one that arrived in the mail, not just on the website).

This little gem looks familiar, where have I seen it before? Hmm, could it be something that I’ve had in my possession for almost a [...]

So, a few people contacted me about my most recent post, citing the recent examples of establishment-biased editing in Wikipedia.
Sure, Wikipedia is falable. It always was. It’s constantly changing, often pranked, slanderized, pimped out, trash talked, and everything else that you can think would happen to a typical community with no real police [...]

Spent the weekend in Chatham with Greg and Astrid. We hung out, drank a lot, watched the clouds pass, you know, the normal stuff. Oh, and this…

Warm up suit.

Wait for it…

Have at thee!!

BLARGG!!!

Photos by Astrid.

Taking my own advice, I went in yesterday and had my semicolon removed.  The doctor told me I’d have to change my diet slightly, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to stomach all these dependent clauses.
Goodnight everybody!!  I’ll be here all week!

This morning I biked to work for the first time since the transit strike. My new job (unlike my old one) has both bike storage and a place for me to clean up afterwards, so biking to work is now a completely feasible option. Hell, I spend exactly the same amount of time [...]