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Astrovan: Though the official name of this model of van is Astro, the given name of our van is Astrovan (can also be called “the Astrovan”). Those who call it Astro are politely asked never to ride in it ever again.

Cheese Balls: Though a delicious snack, if eaten in large quantities cheese balls will do major damage to the digestive tract. The only brand of cheese ball recognized by doylebrau.com is the Utz brand, which features a serving size of 32.

Eggnog: Eggnog should be written as one word, without a space. Since modern recipes contain egg, but no nog, it does not make sense to leave the two words separated. That and Wikipedia uses eggnog, and if they say it’s so, then I ain’t asking no questions.

Neopolitan Milkshake: This special milkshake is a blend of the three normal flavors of milkshake offered at the Valatie McDonald’s–Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry. Occasionally, special flavors, such as Eggnog or Mango, were substituted for one of the main three. This shake was a favorite of Patrick during his employment there.