July 10th is just a few minutes gone, and I don’t know about you, but I feel safer already. It wasn’t the day’s activities, oh good god no. Hanging out with fabulous ladies who love your hair is probably the best way to end your existence on this earth, which is where I [...]

I was having a conversation with a friend last night on the merits of reverse psychology. We were talking about child development and how there is actually a period of time in a child’s life (around 5 or 6 I think) when they are learning to rebel, but still don’t want to be a [...]

Once, when I was a young buck working fast food, I was working the drive-thru window one afternon when a rather irate man pulled around to the window and demanded to know the total for his order. Now, to avoid confusion, you, the reader, should know that the place I worked at had one [...]