Archives for the ‘Idiot’ Category

The D Train: Ladies Drink for Free

While procrastinating the inevitable completion of the last in a long line of keynote presentations this semester, I happened upon this gem amongst my ‘Rapid Bus’ google results.  From Alan Hoffman, a San Diego transportation consultant.  (Read the whole article here.)
“It’s what I call the ‘AYF Factor.’ Attractive young females are the
canary in the coal [...]

Sweet Merciful Crap…

Typical afternoon with the Kennedys…
hands off! my new iphone from Mad Kaw on Vimeo.

Monsterjam 2008!!

Last weekend was Monsterjam.  For anyone who has never been to a monster truck show, the audience  is divided pretty evenly between two groups.  Dads and kids, and guys who talk to the trucks like they’re people.  I don’t know who’s more amusing to watch: The wide-eyed eight-year-olds waving their checkered flags, ears-a-plugged, grins permanently [...]

Selfish Moments

Brian: You know that doesn’t really do anything when you shout like that.
Me: I know, it’s mostly for myself.
Brian: Fair enough…

Build a Better Bicycle

Took me forever to get around to posting this, but I used the built in camera in the monitor plus a program called Gawker that takes still captures at predetermined intervals (every 5 seconds for this) to make this video of me striping and then rebuilding my new fixie. The explosion sound at the [...]

Midnight Rider

(Written: Saturday, October 27)

Midnight rides are generally fun. Generally. Which is what I thought when I set out twenty minutes ago. Despite it being actually midnight, and thus dark, the full moon was directly over my head, bathing the entire road in a nice blue light. As I set out I [...]

Taking it In

It’s been a while since I last posted anything.  I’ve been busy.  Yeah, I know that’s no excuse.
Truth is that I’ve really spent the last month or so taking everything in.  I’ve been absorbing information and experiences at such a volume that I’ve simply not had the time to take a step back and reflect [...]

Give to Dubya what is Dubya’s

Here’s to six years of knee-jerk legislation, pre-emptive war, and a keen focus on the most important problems this country is facing, all wrapped up in a nice red, white and blue package.
My office had a six hour “suspicious package” search today that HR refused to acknowledge, despite the block long line of fire trucks, [...]

Sniff This: A Retrospective

Many wonder if Sniff This lives full time at the Dodd farm, or if he has a lair or a cave somewhere and was raised by bears. A certain sect of Falcon Ridge-goers believe that he is the manifestation of all the mischevious thoughts of the whole folk world. Well, the intrepid, award-winning [...]

Ride or Die

I dumped the bike on Saturday. Nothing serious, just a few scrapes and bruises, but it was really strange because I was joking around about taking a spill only minutes earlier, seriously.
The whole thing was over before I had time to think about it, but as I remember it, I was coming down a [...]