Archive for January, 2007

Eggnog Wrap-up

Posted in Eggnog, Idiot on January 21st, 2007

Quarts: 15 (final)
Quart breakdown:

  • 1 Stewarts brand
  • 1 Horizon Organic brand
  • 1 Southern Comfort brand (no hooch in it, they make you buy that crap separately)
  • 1 Hood brand
  • 2 quarts (half gallon) Hannaford brand
  • 2 quarts (half gallon) Turkey Hill brand (my favorite!)
  • 1 quart of Organic Valley Eggnog (which a co-worker raised on a farm laughed at)
  • 2 quarts of Hood brand
  • 1 gallon of Turkey Hill (on special at Pathmark, yay!!)

Some may call me a glutton. But, really, what else would you expect from doylebrau.com?

Insane-o in mui bueno

Posted in Bumblings on January 21st, 2007

Thursday night Greg and I decided to punctuate our laundry man-date with a little trip down to Bedouin Tent for dinner.  Now, if you live in Boerum Hill and have not been to Bedouin Tent, you owe yourself a trip.  The atmosphere is warm and inviting, the food is great and super-cheap, and the waiters are extremely friendly.

Thursday night was no exception.  Greg and I enjoyed our usual pita pizzas and self-supplied bodega beer, but as we were finishing the main course we noticed that something was out of place.

The music, there was something about the music.

The typical festive middle-eastern fair had stopped and we were being treated to a pounding techno beat, but that wasn’t it–there was something else…  A familiar melody floated through the droning rhythm, but still we couldn’t quite place it.

Wait a minute…

The Beverly Hills Cop theme?

A techno remix of the Beverly Hills Cop theme?

But it got better.  There was something else–a singer, no, a crooner.  Like the Beverly Hills Cop theme, this mystery man was tough to place initially.  Then, suddenly, it all fell into place.  The featured lyricist of the Techo Cop theme was the voice from the insanity test.

Yes, that insanity test.

If I don’t find that song on the internet by Tuesday I’m going back to the restuarant with my laptop and ripping it myself.

Creativity Defined -or- Reflections on Refuse

Posted in Delicious Ideas on January 17th, 2007

While traipsing around Chelsea with Liz, we ran into a most peculiar book, The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern America: A Guide to Field Identification, by Julian Montague. Liz, who is familiar with the artist’s work had actually been telling me about it, so when I saw it, lying there on the counter in a gallery I quickly snapped it up. I checked it out and found it to be a hilariously funny, incredibly thorough, taxonomic categorization of, well, stray shopping carts of Eastern America.

But it wasn’t until I saw this, by one of my favorite vloggers, Ze Frank, that I got to thinking: this is the kind of creativity that I truly respect. Sure, anyone can make something amusing and funny when provided with the correct subject matter, hell, give me an octopus wearing a monocle, an eight-armed tuxedo t-shirt, and a banana creme pie and I’ll have the room in stitches within minutes. But that’s too easy, there’s no challenge. I value the humorous attributes of even the most mundane situations.

Think about it, how many of us walk by abandoned shopping carts every single day. What is Tuesday morning to everyone on my block? This is the stuff that we’ve trained ourselves to ignore, the scenery that hits our brain stem and essentially stops there. But this is the stuff that our world is made of. This is humor that appeals to us on a basic level–and not a lowest-common-denominator level–material like this is accessible to anyone who has lived in a city or suburb. Brilliant.

I’ve been thinking about this recently because of Project 365, and how my photos are less than stellar. Of course, if I could narrate what I was doing as I was taking the images, they might be a little more, ahem, gripping. Though, probably not. There’s an old joke amongst my friends:

If Patrick tells a joke in the woods, and there’s no one there to hear it, is it still not funny?

I think I’m just a little stir-crazy. I have been stuck in a monotonous streak of work days since my trip to Florida back over New Years. But concerning my previous paragraphs, that’s no excuse as I’ve been explaining that there is magic in the monotony and that’s what I should try to exploit. Maybe I’ll do a retrospective on the moment 9:00 AM and take a picture of myself at the exact time I’m supposed to be at work in the morning. Knowing me, it will be a series of pictures of me wedged into a sliver of space on the N train.

Under the High Line

Posted in Bumblings, Photog on January 14th, 2007


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Originally uploaded by doylebrau.

This is the best I’ve done this year. This is it. I took this photo on Saturday while walking around Chelsea looking at galleries with Liz. But perhaps I should explain to you what is happening before I go forward with this post.

I decided to partake in Project 365 this year. Project 365 is a a nerdy way to say that I’ll be taking one photo a day for the whole year. Like NaNoWriMo, this is a contest that I have entered, with no actual competetion, no prize for winning, and no way to tell if I’m faithful to the rules except by the honor system.

So far I’ve been able to take at least one photo every day, but they have not been good. As you can see, this is my best, and it’s pretty run of the mill.

I would say that I’ve been doing nothing but working and going to either my place or Liz’s every day, but that’s no real excuse. I think I just need to start breaking out the camera earlier in the day. So many of the photos of the past two weeks have been taken at 10 or 11 pm inside an apartment. I gotta stop doing that…