My Tamagotchi is STILL Alive!!

I was rooting around in my junk drawer and I found him, my Tamagotchi, still alive after all these years.  Hell, I think the last time I fed him was 1997.  What has he been living on this entire time?  He was in a little plastic case, so that rules out any kind of gorging on the random sticks of gum or twizlers that might be stuck amongst my things.  Maybe he was fasting?  When I turned him on, he looked a little gaunt, so maybe he’s been in a constant state of meditation and reflection for the past ten years.  It would make sense, its really dark in there most of the time.

I remember my friends trying to keep theirs alive.  Always feeding it healthy food, watering it, keeping it away from junk.  I just threw mine in a locker and took it home at the end of the year…

Wait a minute.  That means that my tamagotchi feels pretty neglected, probably abused.

Maybe I should try to take it down before it tries to kill me.

Updates soon.

Update:  Okay, this thing will not die.  I’ve been cramming it’s belly with the bad food (B button,  B for Bad) for, like, an hour now.  What is going on?  i’m scared.