Accu-weather, Fair & Balanced®
I’m a bit of a weather junkie, so I’ve got six different weather widgets opened on my Mac at work at all times. Normally, I’ve got five that tell me the temperature and conditions in random areas around the state, and one that gives me a map of the country, so I can see what’s coming in.
Today, I’m looking at my map of the country and I see this giant weather system out in the Midwest. I’m talking gigantic, huge, the size of Nebraska, South Dakota, Iowa, and part of Minnesota PUT TOGETHER!! Now, just as a recap, weather in this country moves from West to East, so if it’s raining in Toledo, odds are, Scranton is going to get rain a little later in the day.
So it’s safe to say that the gigantic system I saw covering most of the corn producing area of this great nation will be here in a few days. All that is what I inferred from checking the map.
Looking at the little six day forecast on the weather widgets up above, I was told a different story. Sun. Sun, sun, sun, sunsunsunsunsun.
Now, tomorrow, about four hours before it actually starts pouring, I expect those widgets to suddenly go from sun to rain. Let’s see if it actually happens like that.
My theory is, if people really knew it was going to rain they’d cancel their plans. And we can’t have Americans staying home, not spending, not consuming. That’s un-American. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you, an Accu-weather conspiracy. And I’m going to get to the bottom of it.
Over and out.